Intercessions are absolutely a key to this matchup. Whoever wins the turnover battle, wins the game.

almost got recast as Oracle

Man that dude reminds me of Stephen Miller.

Looking forward to the first team who votes for these proposals to have to submit their emails to the NBA league office.

How does a blog about the Washington RB situation written by Chris Thompson not mention Washington RB Chris Thompson?

It’s kind of telling that he says he’s been doing this for fifteen years.  You forget how much damage a rookie has exposed himself to already.

Jezebel’s relationship to Hilary Clinton has reached that awkward adolescent stage where Jezebel has realized Mom has her own friends and is actually kind of fun and doesn’t exist purely to meet Jezebel’s ever-changing emotional needs. Jez would like Hilary to go away and stop embarrassing Jez while simultaneously…

Just now got off a flight and walked past the Uber zone at PDX airport, where Uber-branded signage says, “Thank you for riding with us.” That’s the sign (literally!) of a company that offers rides to passengers.

The Philadelphia Inquirer is reporting a city-wide shortage of batteries at local convenience stores. 

After all these years, the fine folks at the Gizmodo Media help desk are going to reunite me with my estranged father! This is the best day of my life!!!

They can find his dad?

This is the problem with regional NBA coverage. This guy appears to get zero NBA news from Arizona.

I don’t want to make a thing of this but I think, down here in the comments section, there’s a difference between “I’m willing to make a joke about this” and “I don’t think this is a serious thing”. There are lots of things that are serious and terrifying in the world that people joke about to help cope with the stark…

Just a suggestion that today is not the day to rank lightweight fighters.

Can I nominate whoever convinced Machado that his haircut looks good?

You bought that, with a bar code, before the 1970s?

I think that’s the line for me right there. If that happens I think that I’ll self-immolate in protest.

Not even close, kiddo.  You seem angry.

And every sex worker is infinitely braver than any troop.