Soccer is uninteresting because all it involves is a ball you kick around into a goal......that's it. It's just watching a bouncy ball between feet getting bumped, kicked, blocked and passed. There's nothing sophisticated about soccer, NOR athletically demanding. I mean a big slow chubby guy that played soccer…

Eetsa nice-a look for heem!

He couldn't urinate because he had a jump rope up his penis? I suppose after he had it removed he skipped to the loo, my darling.

You seem really concerned. I assume you've done something other than just pointing it out online? Donated to a charity? If so, plug it so this doesn't just have to be a gripe-fest.

This week's big headlines: Per Spett Sets Pretty Spirt; Spurs Pass Prem Test; Sochi Pets Still Pests; Pesky Sepp Persists As Prez.

Making old school football coaches even more confused. His middle name is William.

Really? Never would have guessed. Do you have a blog I can subscribe to, so I can get all these nuggets of info?

"Oh no - no way. You think I believe the OFFICIAL story of what happened in Dallas? I've gone over the plan, the trajectory - it just doesn't add up. How could an experienced marksman have his target lined up, take his shot, then have some sort of magic physics change the trajectory as it hits the target?"

CTE can't destroy this asshole fast enough.

Why did he transfer from Washington to Miami? Were those UW winters too difficult?

Spider comes out, rabbit goes in.

The library owned by Lucius in Neil Gaiman's Sandman graphic novels. It doesn't just contain real books, it contains all books the authors dreamed of writing but never wrote. The 8th Narnia book, for example, or the complete Game of Thrones set.

I'm surprised this has taken people so long to piece together. Back in 2004, when an FHM interviewer presented her with a Fuck, Marry, Kill scenario, she said "The entire Mets organization, Kris, and Michael Evans."

I'm surprised that he is so ignorant about Albuquerque, seeing how part of it is named after him, Knob Hill.