I don’t know; it seems to me having to marry Joe Jonas is a pretty high price to pay already.

The weird combinations for some animal/terrain types, I’m sure, is to make the game work more like a game, and less like an environmentalism lesson. It might be more thought provoking, certainly, if only one of the fifty continent tiles in the game was a rainforest and yet 20 of the animal cards required it for…

James should have never gone west.

Courtesy Reddit (or wherever Reddit got it from):

If you’re going to one of those theaters where you order food and they serve it to you in the theater, don’t get the mozzarella sticks.

Meh, he’ll be back when the Bucs draft him in the third next year.

It’s a pretty good rant, but Mahomes has to play about three more seasons before you start sounding as dickish as Patriot fans whining about their misfortunes.  You’ll get there, though.  We can hate you in 2022.

The main telephone number for Indiana Elite Prep is also the number for Elite Lawn Mowing, a landscaping company in Richmond.

Hardly. The end result is causing other people to die to further your objectives.  We usually don’t sink to that level...despite the Cesar Sayocs and Larry Hopkins of the world.

You mean Ol’ Willie Simmons?

I’ll fight you, bro.  Matt’s serves the “Jucy Lucy”, which is clearly an entirely different burger.

“And we’ll call it....Pepsi Freestyle!”

Honestly, I’m taking a look at picking up some regular sized Reese’s, Dark Chocolate Godiva, Simply Caramel Milky Way, Heath bars, and Baby Ruths, and walking away from the explosion in slo-mo.

The real question: did Anthony Ingruber get a chance to audition?

Well, he is a doctor.

And somewhere off to the sideline, Tom Wilson’s head snaps to attention and his left eye begins to emit a reddish glow...

Well, one of the reasons...

Maybe Rosenthal should try his hand at golf - Lord knows his pitching has been below par.

Good Lord, it’s like the Pelicans don’t want the Lakers to win a championship.

I look forward to Paul Pierce’s evaluation of Dirk’s career.