Goinalon
Goinalon
Goinalon

Hardly. The end result is causing other people to die to further your objectives.  We usually don’t sink to that level...despite the Cesar Sayocs and Larry Hopkins of the world.

You mean Ol’ Willie Simmons?

I’ll fight you, bro.  Matt’s serves the “Jucy Lucy”, which is clearly an entirely different burger.

“And we’ll call it....Pepsi Freestyle!”

Honestly, I’m taking a look at picking up some regular sized Reese’s, Dark Chocolate Godiva, Simply Caramel Milky Way, Heath bars, and Baby Ruths, and walking away from the explosion in slo-mo.

Well, he is a doctor.

And somewhere off to the sideline, Tom Wilson’s head snaps to attention and his left eye begins to emit a reddish glow...

Well, one of the reasons...

Maybe Rosenthal should try his hand at golf - Lord knows his pitching has been below par.

Good Lord, it’s like the Pelicans don’t want the Lakers to win a championship.

I look forward to Paul Pierce’s evaluation of Dirk’s career.

He really should leverage all his failures and just host a late night sports management call in show where he promotes monogamy.

Nothing to see here; just the Angels calling up their AAA mascot to the majors.  This really is what baseball is all about.

“IF”.

Playing an April Fools’ Day prank on the 2nd of April is textbook execution of #sowizards.  Ernie might not be gone after all. (kidding.  Yay!)

You should have read it underwater.

Operencia is also available on the Windows Game Store, for those who have only opened it once to confirm that it’s 98% mobile crap.  This is part of the 2%.

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

More than anything else, this encapsulates the need for better healthcare services for patients who aren’t super-rich.  Given hospital waiting times, it’s doubtful that most of us would be out of the hospital, home and raping comfortably just six hours after a major injury like that.

<came to make Arby's joke>