The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

More than anything else, this encapsulates the need for better healthcare services for patients who aren’t super-rich.  Given hospital waiting times, it’s doubtful that most of us would be out of the hospital, home and raping comfortably just six hours after a major injury like that.

<came to make Arby's joke>

Who has the money to buy that much toilet paper?

How can pros expect Epic to create a whole mode just for them when it’s going to take the devs six months to crack the secret of shopping cart technology for the store?

Look, AAF, I don’t want to be unkind, but you folded seven weeks ago - you just haven’t figured it out yet.

Fahey, why are you sending Heather off to die?

The Nationals ban is specifically aimed at backpacks. It appears that purses, briefcases, soft sided coolers, diaper bags or any other shoulder bag that measures 16"x 16" by 8" or less is still okay, if this page is to be believed.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh LaVar Chino Hills wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Anyway, if you gotta make GRAVY like you’re in the Goodfellas prison scene, I recommend the Scott Conant recipe linked here.

So, out in August, and then at least a year spent in early access, before coming out on Steam in 2020. Got it.

The other day I told them that they had to read and they were like, “No we don’t.”

I imagine you can get them sooner than that if you want.  He’ll probably do an interview or two in the runup to the draft.  No need to wait five and a half months.

And here I thought you’d be more skeptical of the seat belts made from autonomous clasped hands, or the lack of walls around the seating area...

Harden dropped 61 PTS on the Spurs and moved into 10th on the all-time 3PM list

For a company valued at $3 billion <giggle>, $1.5 million is just pocket change.

Who do you think moderates Kinja?

No bloatware?  Why are they removing Fortnite?

So now instead of shooting teammates, all a troll has to do is stand in front of their teammate’s gun?

And I think Mike was saying that cats are fully sentient, in that they are able to perceive and feel. “Near-sapient” might be a closer description of what the blog was trying to say.