Needs a Steam key option.

I mean, there’s still time.

It’s gotta be the shoes.

With all the broken legs, it may be that the horse’s feet not getting set in that place may actually be the problem.

I feel like you’re telling me that I’m taking my wife out to dinner tonight.

The worst part of that screencap is his haircut. If he’d just let it grow out, he’d be a lock for a sweet endorsement deal. “I’m Tress Way for TRESemme.”

A while back, a friend and I were out and decided to pick up some fried chicken. A Bush’s Chicken had opened up a couple months ago and my friend recommended that, so we went and got a 10-piece combo. At home, we open up the box to find...eight pieces. I told my friend we should go back and complain, but he demurred,…

I like to entertain the fiction that JaVale McGee was signed just so LeBron could point at him and tell the young players, “That’s how a champion acts.”

Is there anything that will let me do this one-handed, as I need to run the phone’s camera with the other hand?

Well, my childhood, for one, was raped.

On the Game of Thrones Brunch Menu, you binge or you diet.

From the looks of my “upcoming games” feed, Steam could fix a lot of both its shovelware problems and its community standards issues by just not allowing RPGMaker and Ren’py games.

I mean, how could you imply that she’s a replacement level broadcaster and not use the term “Mendoza line”???

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Like my wife hasn’t already called dibs.

Pretty sure the optimum office food is a nice chicken salad, with a side of coleslaw, and a squeeze bottle of Miracle Whip to just pour down your throat as a chaser.  Every office should have this.

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I guess he just thought he was never going to survive unless he got a little carby.

Imagine Colin Cowherd stepping off a plane in Germany and immediately starting in on the sinister Turk. That’s Andrew Bogut.

Okay, so who had “ate an egg salad sandwich” in the “Why was Drew sick” pool?