I don’t know why you’re mystified at the inclusion of graham crackers in the dish. Breadcrumbs are a common binder in beef/pork meatballs; it just happens that the slightly sweet and nutty graham crackers play off the ham in the meatball better than panko or saltines.

A great way to curb snacking and enforce portion control is to only buy and cook foods you don’t like to eat.  Nobody ever got fat snacking on beets and liver before dinner.

Well, okay, not easily, but still.

Locksley’s 2-26 record coaching the Lobos is a big red flag here, as a truly competent head coach could have easily coaxed a 5-23 record out of those squads.

It took them longer than usual to rule out lupus.

Has no one considered that part of the problem with his jump shot might be that the 800 jumpers he was taking every day in practice were apparently conducted in jeans, while on his knees?

My father got taken by a variation of the scam that started as a telemarketing call. A scammer called up purporting to be from my father’s ISP, telling him that they have “upgraded the lines” in his area and offering to double his speed for an additional $5 per month.  When the victim says “yes”, the scammer proceeds…

Yeah, how hard would it have been for him to put the game’s website into the middle of the second paragraph of his comment or something?

Well, last week, the officials gave the impression that it was okay for Dallas to do that when they didn’t flag the Jordan Reed hit, so really, it would have been unfair to the Cowboys for the officials to send mixed messages and call it dirty.

I don’t need no one’s ass and dick and balls in my face.

Seems odd that a guy like Dilfer couldn’t manage to enjoy the game.

Piatek was later heard to tell his new teammates, “At least we don’t have that slow-ass Kevin Ellison on our team, right?”

Man, you really hate Peoria.

This is terrible for Smith, but on the bright side, this is a perfect opportunity to sign a quarterback who’s out of the league right now, and has been involved in his share of controversy, but could really turn a team around with his level of play.

DeGrom must be able to summon storms*.

“I sure am glad folks like Action on Sugar are looking out for me and banning 1200 calorie milkshakes. So serve me up one of those 400 calorie shakes. Actually, you know what? Give me three of them.”

New YouTube channel idea:

Well, I see he likes to cover the window area of his vehicle with large political messages, voted for Trump, and as an Army veteran probably has a passing familiarity with IEDs. Just the sort of person Democrats can rally around.

As an aside, if Lil’Jordan Humphrey is 6'4"  I kinda want to know how tall Big’Jordan Humphrey is.

<gently> He was actually able to stop dunking just fine. The image in the header is just a looping clip - it’s showing the same moment over and over, not actually condemning him to repeat his actions for all eternity. I hope this sets your mind at ease.