Chris, it’s time to let go.  It’s nice to dance with the Prince at the ball, but it’s after midnight now, and the Nats can’t afford to buy glass slippers when they still need a 2B (LaMahieu?), catcher (Ramos?), and at least two starters (Keuchel and Harvey?).

Oh, yeah; I remember getting the free cone vouchers from McD’s as a kid. As I recall, Wendy’s used to do that too, with Frostys. Those were, at least, actual free sugar, even if you had to go to a shop to collect.

One of the local neighborhood scandals a couple of years ago involved parents trying to figure out who was giving out clipped fast food coupons from the weekly junk mail as trick or treat items.

What a weird coincidence.

Coming along well; I don’t know that he’s ever been as close to the rim as he was right there.

And then, go through and bookmark all the things at the beginning of the final chapter.  Then send the e-reader to Antarctica whilst remaining in Europe to avoid retribution.

I have to make do here because I’m still grey at Jezebel.

See, Burneko? The Kings played the Wizards, and they’re fine now.  The Rockets will look better by November 27.

I feel like the fact that Goodyear isn’t even willing to use a vehicle that relies on Goodyear tires as its primary mode of locomotion to spread its brand may be a bad look for the company.

At the same time, won’t most of these numbers rise back up to contender levels once they play the Wizards?

Sometimes it takes a village.

What you call a problem, I call an opportunity.

I don’t blame this guy.  I blame his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Zero, for thinking “Patient” was a good first name for a boy.

Look, Fultz is never going to gain confidence without regular playing time. You need to have him in there 36-38 minutes a game, every game. Plus, the only way he’s going to get that mojo back is through repetition. Get that usage% up. In fact, I think neither Simmons nor Embiid should be allowed to shoot the ball when…

I’ve got a feeling that this guy isn’t going to call or text her, and will fail to reply back to any voicemails or texts she leaves for him.

Let’s just be honest here: the Giants should have traded Eli Manning for Peterman.  It’s a win for both sides: Manning’s efficiency goes up as he’s not stuck behind New York’s putrid OL, and Peterman’s efficiency goes up by taking 10-yard sacks every play instead of trying to pass the ball.

I figure I’ve got to save that much mojo to wish away Pence in the event that the House goes blue and figures out some other way to oust the cantaloupe in thief.

Okay, but I’m still going to give the credit to my magic wishing stone.

Apparently, Virginia is for colon lovers.

The Browns were on a pace to win five times as many games this season as the last two years combined. Of course Cleveland would want to turn that around.