I don’t understand.  If you knew that Arby’s existed, how could you have ever believed in God or the universe’s capacity for joy?

I think it’s a terrible message and a message that shouldn’t be sent.

I’m assuming these burglars were hired by some automobile company that wanted to recoup their losses on a vehicle of theirs that Hammond has destroyed.

This explains Lynch’s campaign slogan, “Get out of your mother’s basement and vote!”

In other news, water remains wet

That header photo is so disgusting I want to go back to the bad sushi/amputated hand article.

A vat of toxic waste?  That’s a harsh way to talk about Switch ports.  Fair, but harsh.

It’s okay.  I’ll know.  <sobs>  I’ll always know.

That’s bizarre - I could have sworn I typed in NFL. Corrected.

I imagine the most difficult part of the preparation of this play is getting away with mugging more than a half dozen NFL referees to acquire their uniforms as disguises.

But it’s a dead certainty that more people play the video games Conan features than watch whatever random standup comedians or sitcom stars that appear on his show. You’d never call TV viewing a niche market, but the top scripted shows average maybe five million fans, which is comparable to your NBA2Ks and Tomb Raiders…

But you do have a portion of the population called “foodies”, which is a niche market of people eating. On the flip side, gaming is fully ensconced in the mainstream, with 2/3 of Americans expected to game more than three hours a week by 2020.

I’m sure the smugglers chose pineapples because of their relative girth, but I’m a little disappointed they didn’t choose another crop instead...

“Geez, what was THAT all about?” - Shawn Kelley

That sounds horrible!  And the spiders?  What did you do to them?

“I noticed you’re only ordering half the food. Are you still going to tip me for both meals?”

Penn State was a dynasty, but they’re coasting on old glory at this point.

Sadly, not nearly as invested in the conversation with Madeleine and Joanna gone. :(

I believe he’s requested to be cremated and his ashes scattered over the Plymouth, Michigan Little Gym location.

Baylor’s #1 ranking may have been in a little jeopardy, considering recent strong showings from Ohio State, Michigan State, Maryland, and Minnesota-Duluth, but they’re not going to give up without a fight.  Now if only giving up without a fight wasn’t the advice they gave their students, as well...