There shouldn’t be any issues with the Suns decision to keep Canaan. The man was practically born to be a Phoenician.

How is he allowed to play for the Lakers and Kings at the same time?

Only $2.50 if you count the way it comes back up an hour later.

I’m just hoping Mama meets someone, and in a few years the chain rebrands to “Stepdad Roger’s”.

She’s probably just dead to them because of Harvey Weinstein.

Well, crap, now I’m rethinking the ad blocker.

Just so you know, Benghazi is not spelled “tltdot”.

This is Golden.

I nominate Kate Wagner of McMansionHell.com.

Given that she eventually (thankfully) went public, technically they only rented her silence.

Rays GM Erik Neander never played shortstop for the Giants.

Touché, Rand Rich.

Yes, he is.

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“You got away with just the elbow broken? Lucky.” -Nikola Mirotic

The best part of this comment is the fact that the math works out.

I can see this venture marketing itself heavily to capture Browns fans. A football league aimed at Donald Trump fans just seems like it would be best embraced by people used to celebrating victories once every thirty attempts.

Oh, the Republicans have wrapped their minds around the truth quite well. Unlike most of the entertainers that have been outed, they don’t really have “bosses” that can fire them at a moment’s notice to save face. All there really is to discipline them if they choose not to resign is the nebulous threat of an election…

That’s one way to lose 75 pounds...

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