"Wow, first the Hall of Fame, now this."

Seems appropriate. Pretty much anyone can have the Browns coaching job, but just about everyone sucks at it and doesn't last more than a year.

My Skype only works well at home too. :(

I'm surprised Maxence Parrot has time to post snarky tweets when he's all wrapped up in a campaign to retrieve a stray dog.

Based on the accommodations in Sochi, I would have expected that the beds would have been the reason for White's boy cot.

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."

He's 27 and in the prime of his career.

Note: Water is not available until the room above you is occupied.

Let China build your crappy Mustang Gearbox.

Other songs that should be "formally retired" from commercials:

We NEED a reaction video to this photo by the WWE fan who hated on Batista.

I have a feeling he's not going to hold on to that belt for long.

Bob Backlund's looking good for his age.

I teach in Dubai and I work with students and parents from all over the world. Nobody owns the market on insanity, but those who are closest to finalizing the deal are the Russian parents. They are fucking insane.

• Please sit to use the toilet

Good thing Tom Brady sits down to pee

No upper deckers.

That was the first thing I thought of too. Brilliant Simpson's bit.