They owe their wealth to the fact that their father was related to the Maceo family that used to run organized crime in Galveston, Texas during its heyday. Few people like to point this out.

That old mafia money can go a long way if used correctly.

Wasn't this news like last week?

Jerry, were you ever a Simpsons fan?

Hey fuck you buddy!

Harris County, TX what's up?

He plays Pokemon for fuck's sake...

Better than Batista

Where is Mean Gene when you need him?

I wish the world would go the way of the WWE Network. That goddamn McMahon is a genius.

Trust me, I love Austin...I spent many summers there growing up, my family owns a ranch 45 minutes from there, and I even lived there for a year following college, but the city has changed so much since even then (2009). This isn't Clifford Antone or Stevie Ray Vaughn's Austin anymore. I'm not some old fart either;…

I've always said that Houston has everything Austin doesn't have and Austin has everything Houston doesn't have. They compliment each other well for being 2 hours away from each other.

that'll piss 'em off!

I hate the both of you's

Are you Hispanic?

You left out the one thing it does have: jobs

I liked this because I like Texas that much.

Honestly, I don't either.

I just wish you would have provided me with a .gif of the Rich Texan shooting up and down a la Yosemite Sam

Houston...a Rice Owl...unaffiliated but have been voting left over the last 5 years...been to both. ACL is usually still hot despite being in October and honestly, who wants to be in downtown Austin with half a million people trying to get into venues that hold 1000 people at SXSW? I'm sure that if I was in the…