His mom can be his manager

His mom is on local HEB commercials here in Houston and she is 100% milf

But they are one of the area's top places to work, according to the Houston Chronicle.

No, it's like saying, "darn tootin'"

I was drunk and mistaking Don Baylor for Dusty Baker

Damn skippy

I thought he held the record. He recall when he broke Dusty Baker's old record.

What the hell is mischief night?

You should see the piece of tail Bagwell is crouching over now

That survey is bullshit. They have a bunch of questions but just a few that are very specific. Nonetheless, it knew I was from Houston because of my use of the word "feeder road"

We're not all from Jasper, damnit.

All bullshit aside, MVP baseball 2005 is the greatest baseball game ever. Even better than today's the show games that get such high reviews.

I don't care what anyone says, JR is the greatest broadcaster of all time.

Cat shit IS underrated.

I don't care. I want it spinning in my countertop for eternity.

We like hipsters
Yes we do
We like hipsters
How about you?

Dallas! LA! Atlanta! Miami!

Who isn't down for a little inbreeding?

Likewise.

Ha...I'm from deer park. I'm over on that side of town 2-3 times a week. I used to live in seabrook right off of red bluff until Ike chased me up to the north side of town. That Allen Parkway/Memorial loop is fun as well, but those cops at the police memorial always make me keep it under control.