I've got a reply letter from Chip Caray shortly after his grandfather died. You want that, Barry?

Remember Goliad!

Nationally televised games aren't subject to blackout, are they?

Reliant Stadium in Houston has a 60/80 rule...if at kickoff, the temperature outside is between 60 and 80 degrees and it's nice, they open the roof. It's really nice whenever the weather fits the criteria, but it's just not that often down here.

This Texans fan agrees.

I'm not a redditor...what is r/gonewild?

You're sexy!

You've got that 'more frequent Houston Sports DS Commenter' part right! 3X!!! Damn Kinja!!!

Three-fiddy maybe...I've only seen his square shot and on tv a few times...never in person

This John McClain weighs 300 lbs.

I could see how that assumption could be made.

They're not lofts, they're offices in the old union station building.

The correct answer is Matt Schaub. TJ Yates comes in a close second.

Chuck E. Cheese DOES serve beer, y'know?

Only BJ knows what to do with the astrodome

You got us there.

I was in junior high when I attended the naming party in Downtown Houston. The fucking naming party where they unveiled the name. Fuck off with all that "texans fans don't know what it's like" bullshit. Also, your name is BJ.

CASA OLE!

The Univ of Texas is historically racist? Please don't get the University of Texas mixed up with the State of Texas.

Good! We don't want your yankee ass down here anyway, boy! I'll tell you h'what