This John McClain weighs 300 lbs.

I could see how that assumption could be made.

They're not lofts, they're offices in the old union station building.

TX > NY

The correct answer is Matt Schaub. TJ Yates comes in a close second.

Chuck E. Cheese DOES serve beer, y'know?

Only BJ knows what to do with the astrodome

You got us there.

I was in junior high when I attended the naming party in Downtown Houston. The fucking naming party where they unveiled the name. Fuck off with all that "texans fans don't know what it's like" bullshit. Also, your name is BJ.

The simpsons isn't on cable.

CASA OLE!

The Univ of Texas is historically racist? Please don't get the University of Texas mixed up with the State of Texas.

Good! We don't want your yankee ass down here anyway, boy! I'll tell you h'what

Yeah well when you start looking for a job, don't come down here!

You get compared to Detroit and see how you like it!

If you saw Texas City and the people that live there, you'd understand why we all got so pissed so quickly.

I'm a deer parker myself. This girl that sent in this video must be an expert on the area because she grew up in Texas City until she was 9.

Oversight while typing on my behalf. SHE is still close enough to Texas City to get that video.

Smart decision. I bet you make good money and have little debt. I am not knocking the hard working people over there...I am just like you.