What the fuck do you think they were using? Mainlining cocaine? They used coke and weed, but the drug that made them dance after scoring, the drug they were selling on the boardwalks, the drug that caused a shoot up at an Asian supermarket, the drug that made them drive to North Carolina, and the drug that made…

And it's only one tollway between Austin and San Antonio

Coming from someone from Boston? Are you serious? The Boston Split was horrible and the tunnel isn't much of an improvement. The traffic is bad in Houston but if you know how to drive it, you can work it to your advantages

As someone who passes the Dome everyday, I say, watch out for the cops between 288 and S Post Oak

GILLBERG!!! GILLBERG!!!! GILLBERG!!!!

Can you hear me Major Frog? ...Can you hear me Major Frog?

Go back to New York City!!!

I went dove hunting last weekend. It's fun and dove tastes very good when done right (and all the pellets are removed properly). Be jealous, New Yorkers.

Fuck the falcons.

I'm aware of that...I think this list uses the TV market size as their basis. The Houston metro area recently got bumped up #5 over Philly based on population but they're still #10 when it comes to TV market...which is kinda horseshit because the geographic area used to measure TV markets are often larger than they…

Why is it that some places list Houston as the 10th largest market and some places list it as the 5th largest?

No Daulerio on the worst Eagles list? That guy's the worst.

What?

He's Cuban. He defected to Mexico so that he could play major league ball.

What'd you expect? This?

We want Virgilbag back!

It's not fun to search for the Playboy bunny when you've already opened the magazine up and looked inside.

Why is Matt Schaub a cow?

I'm believe Mr. Blessedtocomment wouldn't have posted if he didn't know what something like habeas corpus is.