Hey! It's like the Astrodome in Houston! Except for the Astrodome is still standing and nobody knows what the fuck to do with it! Damn you, Bud Adams!

This is just like that time the Fidel Castro stole Mr. Burns' trillion dollar bill.

This picture shows how the movie "The Sandlot" should have ended

He always took Gorilla's side

You know what I just realized? Without beer, this game is so boring

There's Terry Funk.

Using that method, we know that HW is from Connecticut but lives in Houston and W is from Connecticut and lives in Dallas.

So just another marriage in Texas?

Mdubbs, if you were a girl, I'd ask you to marry me. But then again, I always say that when i've been drinking...alone

The only way I can understand this revelation is if the town you grew up is in comprised of less than 15% messicans, which going off your statement, I'm going to assume that it was.

How big is the market compared to others?

dale's voice? What about Cotton's voice calling him Santy Anny?

The author lost his smile

I'm impressed that you know who Santa Anna was and were able to make that analogy. Must be a King of the Hill fan.

Any self-respecting Texan knows there's only one King George and he ain't from England.

Lucky them

Not to sound bigoted, but unless you're Mexican, you don't give a shit about "Hispanic culture"

SA has George Strait. No matter your taste in music, King George > The Flaming Lips

Nice

Damnit you beat me to it!