As a proud Texian living in West Texas, nary a hundred miles from Hermoso Mexico...and as a craven addict of margaritas...I fully endorse this take on tequila.

If it’s any consolation, this cretinous piece of shit is having his journalistic honors removed one by one as we speak.

...what is a ‘liberal neocon,’ exactly? As soon as he threw that out, I’ve been parsing it in my head and it’s just not meshing.

No. No. No, no, no, no (rolls around the floor, ad infinitum)...

I always love your updates on what's happening on the other side of the Pond. I am immensely pleased your life is going well! Enjoy that steak and treat yoself!!

I am so sorry you had to experience a mugging, but I am happy you are recovering well. Money can be replaced, and it’s good you weren’t injured further. Stay safe, and don't let the bastards keep you down.

All this week, I’ve dealt with the fallout of a co-worker who has sent me aggressive and frankly cruel comments online regarding my politics. Despite having only three interactions with him, the anxiety and isolation it’s created is sufficient enough to have left me feeling, multiple times throughout the week, that I…

I should point out that Ammon Bundy has made several pro-immigrant statements recently. It essentially hounded him out of the militia movement.

In other news: grown-ass man says 'Bye-bye!'to a room full of adult lawmakers. 

My big takeaway from this is that if you were convinced we needed a wall, you will remain convinced. If you were not convinced we needed a wall, you will not be convinced. If you are still waffling somewhere in between, you will most likely continue to waffle. The shutdown will continue, neither side will feel the…

Seriously, who gives a fuck? People do silly stuff in college.

Those bastards have already stolen one too many of my centavos. I have never donated to a single political cause (I really try to avoid having too much of a defined political stance because of work), but these goons are pushing me.

Goddamned Facebook! How it tortures us!

They do, at least in terms of social distractions. It’ll be better once I’m off the midnight shift.

The grieving process is taking longer than I would prefer: I hate to say that want to forget my marriage, but the loneliness and the pain of not having it has overstayed it’s welcome.

I appreciate it, but I feel some trepidation. I thought 2016 was the worst year of my life, but then came 2017.

Thank you, kindly: hopefully, he doesn't go for the 21 day record.

Welp...my paycheck is non-existent due to the shutdown, my pay raise next year is being frozen by executive order, and I believe my ex-wife is dating someone. Which, you know...we’ve been divorced for nearly two years. It is her call and choice to make, she has every right to move on and find happiness with whoever…

At least he's doing the bare minimum expected of a Commander-in-Chief. It just took...what, a financial crisis, diplomatic fiasco, a government shut-down, and two goddamned years?

It's a military thing: stateside, we use the traditional red, white, and blue flag, but deployed, we utlizime a monochrome or two-tone subdued flag for exactly the reason you mentioned.