In that case, we may see it again. The big question now is if they can actually pass it through the Senate. I’m kind of doubtful myself, but we shall see.

And a Samus cosplayer, apparently. She seems to be doing everything she can to make herself a sweet, blonde little sex kitten insofar as it doesn’t hurt her conservative creds. It amuses me how that line is a little thinner than you think with a ‘morally superior’ party.

Whore is so low-class. It’s courtesan, my dear.

It’s doubtful they will, though: they can try, but it’s been such a fight with the budget as is, it would be political suicide to try and mess with it now at this point. That’s not to say somebody won’t try it, it’s just doubtful. Functionally speaking, Beyond pulling the kind of shenanigans even Mitch McConnell is…

I honestly have no clue (it was a theory posited by a friend of mine), and I have heard that his bout with cancer gave him a sort of guilt association other Senators pushed on him about. That being said, though, it made for some major drama when it happened. I could see him doing it just to flip off McConnell. “Make…

She’s not: she’s relied largely on her looks, youth, and willingness to say anything to get her where she is.

“A thousand points to House Rowling! Take all the points! Points forever!”

We shall see. I’d rather both forms of currency retain their buying power, but in the end, that’s not up to me.

Oh, for sure: it’s not to downplay his other legislative issues, the fact he’s not really a maverick, the hard work Collins and Murkowski did from day one, or the fact that McCain gave us Palin. I can appreciate, however, the art of the last minute ‘fuck you,’ and if anyone knows the procedural rules necessary to do…

I don’t know. I mean, I’m an asshole, so I guess that rings true? But there’s a line between an asshole, a total asshole, and a festering asshole. Like, Milo Yektoplatypus: he’s a festering volcano asshole. Either way, it’s like the Good Book says: you never go full asshole.

“Why must these peasants pick on meeeeee?”

That’s what the people WANT! You give them those hairy dumplings, and they will fall at your oversized, furry feet!

Ooh, and it’s in pounds sterling! That’s fancy money!

Make sure it shows some leg. They love it when it shows some leg.

It’s a full-time gig being a schill, you know?

I am so tired of Tomi Lahren: this Anne Coulter 2.0 shtick is killing me inside. And what’s worse, she’s had all this exposure and people praising her opinion at a young age: as far as she’s concerned, she’s The Child What Come To Lead Us, with her unique insights that no one else could possibly have.

“I think that’s illegal wire tapping. That’s a felony, bub.”

Hey...he eat’s burgers.

You’d think there’d be a reporter’s equivalent of a climax in there as he’s putting that story together.