That’s what’s making this whole morning news cycle of ‘Kelly Will Bring Order to the White House Staff’ so stupid. Scaramucci was technically Preibus’ subordinate, and HE got PREIBUS fired. There are people in this White House that are incompetent and ignorant about what they’re doing, and FLAUNTING it. And they’re…

What a catch, ladies! What a CHARMER!

A person’s right to carry a loaded, semi-automatic high powered rifle into a crowded place does not trump others rights to safety and my obligation to exercise caution in the face of what could be a mass shooter. I’ll keep doing the job I was trained to do, and you can keep sitting safely at your keyboard.

What started Trump’s obsession with MS13? Like, where did that come from?

I can dream! I CAN DREAM! 😭

I had the speech on while I was working and saw him say that. I had to stop, listen to the applause, and think, “...did he just tell a bunch of cops to assault arrested subjects? Did they just APPLAUSE him?” I knew immediately the next headlines and talking points for the weekend were up.

“It’s Bridge-Fucker! Hey! BRIDGE-FUCKER!”

With McConnell there on the floor giving him the stink-eye, I couldn’t help but feel that also somewhat impelled his vote in the direction it did.

The motion for repeal is dead. The deciding vote?

I am intensely disappointed with this decision, and not just because of the horrific effect it will have on our transgendered troops: this policy was clearly not communicated to the Pentagon prior to it’s posting. Is this how all military decisions will be made?

“I’s tuff.”

She’s not a half-calf! SHE’S A WHOLE CALF!!

...Is he saying Barron colluded with the Russians? Did anyone NOT collude with the Russians!?

This is actually stuff that some of us in this part of the law enforcement community have been seeing and discussing since the election: you’d probably be surprised by how much wider a divergence of opinions there are on this issue. It’s just now leaking out into the news that is frankly overshadowed by the Russia…

Or!...You’re an assassin, I’m a chessmaster...Let’s get cooking and see what comes up!

I’d pay cash-money to watch that flick.

“Well, Mr. Christie, the Lord giveth...and he kept on giving! Didn’t He!?”

It’s a lost cause: you’re going to have to accept that that fence is never going back up and leaving the house is no longer an option. Sweet, air conditioned interiors is your reality now, and your kid must stare wistfully at the playset, always just out of reach.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Enjoy it. Nothing says it has to end when you leave, and nothing says you have to feel guilty for ending it when you leave. It’s your call, enjoy what you have while you have it, and spoil his dogs.