Hot! And filled humidity! Central Texas is gross!

Some other people said this, but I have to concur: a darker orange might feel more comfortable on the eyes.

So...I’m trying dating again, and got Tinder just...because, I guess? I’m almost less interested in dating off of it now than I am the sheer schadenfreude of the experience. I think I offended someone because I forgot Archie and the Punisher had a crossover.

In all fairness to the Honorable Chris Christie, he will also probably be called Beach-Fucker in certain company as well.

“Hey, Bridge-Fucker!”

Country used to have Johnny Cash. Now, we have Blake Shelton.

I’m going to star that, even though it makes me sad inside.

And releasing an ad all but calling for a civil war is supposed to fix that?

The irony, of course, is that the only element within all of this that looks like a deep state is what Trump himself is building.

...are you saying you believe the world is flat?

You can see why Mel Brooks said that though, right? They were going to be using that word a lot, and it was going to be an up and out deconstruction of the word. It would have been lost (and completely inappropriate) if it was just a bunch of white, Jewish comedians writing those jokes. It was essential to get a black…

God, he didn’t. The chemistry between him and Gene Wilder is one of the great bromances of the age.

Yeah, that was a...weird interview.

“But they’re just boooooooooys!!” (clutching my pearls asHARDASICAN)

Lady Mormont has the advantage of being the leader of her House (which gives her some clout), and being ten, in which her audacious attitude works well for her. She also has impeccable timing.

I met him once at a campaign event when he was running for President (long story and a weird night...I was essentially an undercover Democrat), and this was after encountering him at random times as an intern in Congress. I was always disappointed by his politics, but not by him. There’s a reason he was popular with…

My mother just said the same thing. The timing is very close.

He’s suffering from the same cancer that killed my uncle slowly and painfully. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.

But that’s not how World War I started!

All aboard!!