Or orange on a Twinkie.

Hey! None of that talk! People might start to suspect something!

I think Sassy Girl is a good name for a pup, personally. Think of the nickname possibilities: Sassy-pants, Sassafrass, Sarsaparilla....

You’re living the dream! Congrats!

Okay, at the request of someone on another thread: liberal gun safety thread! Any takers? Anyone? Anyone? You, there, with the merlot?

I would strongly discourage you from mounting a Claymore mine on your helmet, but...hey, you do you!

You...need to calm down. As bad as things are, they are not nearly that bad, and you are skirting the line between prudent caution and wishful thinking. You ARE an extremist, because you are referring to your political opponents as non-human and an ‘armed legion’ that must be conquered, because they disagree with you,…

Well, forgive me if I’m skeptical of everything you just laid out, since I am related to some of those ‘mythical’ moderate Republicans, work with many of them, and live among them, and the numbers who regret voting for Trump far outweigh the ones who are still one-hundred percent behind him.

Flaunt it! Hell, in California, you may get a surprising amount of notoriety (ie, business) if you’re the Liberal Gunshop Owner (I’m assuming you’re liberal from you’re statement, so I apologize if I made an incorrect assumption!).

There is a cliquishness, even a cultishness, about it. And it tends to overreact to perceived attacks or slights. At the end of the day, though, I’d rather there be a professionalism about the community, which you can find in some parts of it still.

Be a man!

I’ve got so many threads going, I responded to this thread in another thread. It’s okay, though: there’s a nut shot gif in that one!

FUCK YEAH! I’M GOING TO GO TRAIN NOW!

They could and they SHOULD.

The wording of the Second Amendment seemed to, at its origin, focus more on national defense, and where arms fell into that parameter. It didn’t morph into it’s current status until the 1980s. I mean, arms is a wide ranging term, so it’s not necessarily firearms (in which, by that phrasing, my secret plan is to get…

CAKE FOR ALL!!

“He’s got a frappa!”

To be fair, they’re airsoft players, but I...I don’t even know where to begin on this whole little stack they have going. None of it makes sense to me. On that guy, though, yeah: holding a grenade high above your head is not generally what you want to do with it. Especially as I’m unsure of how he plans to pull the…

Hey! What’re you talking about? It’s fine! This is the most successful Presidency in history!

You know, I think I’d at least be able to...I don’t know, tolerate his Presidency if he actually gave a shit about what he’s doing. But he doesn’t. And that’s what scares me most about this: I don’t think he eliminated this office because of his clear disdain for women (which he has): I think he eliminated it simply…