A see-through steel wall? Like...like a fence?

“Call me!”

This is the first comic since February to even address Bear’s transition. Explain to me how that’s overly preachy.

Heh. Heh-heh. Heh, heh heh hehehehehe, ha, ha ha, HA, HAHAHAHA.

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWWWWwwwww—(all the way to Connecticut)

While I have a strong dislike for the Younger Trumps, this is only bad in the sense of optics to me: I live in a rural area, so shooting varmints isn’t something that riles me up, even on Earth Day. Even with the issues the prairie dog population is facing in Montana, I keep thinking about stepping in prairie dog…

It’s exhausting. You are right, though. It’s just getting through each day, one at a time.

The court date for my divorce proceedings has been set, but it’s a travel day from my civilian job to a previously arranged military drill. I don’t need to be there (not contesting), but I wanted to be there: I am trying to emotionally accept what is already logically accepted (that my marriage is over). I am all over…

Jesus. Raman Kadyrov is an unhinged, self-important former militant with strong tis to militant Islamist organizations who aligned himself with a strong man for self benefit. What the hell do your friends think is happening to a marginalized group like homosexuals under this clown? The level of logical disconnect they…

I’m not happy when ANY President does that. It’s a long running mentality that has existed for a long time among multiple administrations, which has created a political situation in which Congress has willingly ceded more and more of its war-making powers to the executive branch. The generals are the President’s…

I have a huge problem with the President describing the US military as ‘his.’ I did not swear an oath to him. I swore it to the Constitution of the United States. He is the Commander-in-Chief, but the military belongs to the United States, and to the citizens of this country.

That is a fan-TAS-tic metaphor.

Really, though, at the end of the day, what’s more important: the country you just bombed, or the cake you’re about to eat?

Guys, you’re worrying about the wrong things: it is highly unlikely that this was some sort of coordinated false-flag between the Russians and Trump. Russia is extremely angry over this, and are beginning to beef up air-defrnse assets in the region. This indicates that Russia and the US are not on the same page. And…

Looks like you’re losing steam, but you still have that sass, you lil’ drama queen, you.

I’m having the hardest time taking you seriously. You’re approaching sarcasm with all of the enthusiasm of a monkey that just learned it’s dick is there for more than just pissing. It works better with subtlety, chiquita.

Eh...more or less. If I had a faster Internet connection, I’d be digging into generic what’s-his-flip more aggressively, but he’s not really worth it. Besides, sometimes it’s just fun to poke a dipshit in the forehead with a stick.

Calm down there, little lady: your excitement is out stepping your wit.