Wow. That is some ‘got no prom date’ levels of desperation sarcasm there, chica.

To disagree with that refutes your thesis. You can’t have it both ways: is Jon Jafari is free to say what he wants to say, then Playtonic is free to remove him from their game.

Jon Jafari is one hundred percent free to say whatever the fuck he wants. Just like we are one hundred percent free to call him an asshole for it. If there are a lot of us that think he’s an asshole, then that’s all there is to that. Boo fucking hoo, God bless America, and that’s all, folks.

...you didn’t ignore it the first time, you dipshit.

Well, aren’t you a special snowflake?

Jafari had a big fan following (myself included), and an extremely distinctive voice prior to this. He was a genuinely funny guy. Part of the reason many of us are upset is because we felt blindsided by his ignorant and hateful views. It is difficult to listen to him now and separate his persona from his statements,…

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Shame they have such a hard on for hating black and brown people. Now they can’t be the Brownshirts or the Blackshirts. They could be the Whiteshirts, but then they’d look like sissies. Maybe the Yelloshirts? It would be appropriate, but piss-yellow is hardly flattering. SUV difficult decisions for the modern,…

Well, I, for one, welcome our future misandrist overladies.

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, don’t torment me like that! I can’t have my hopes raised again!

Dude...he should totally do a political ad...dressed as Han Solo. On the bridge of the Millennium Falcon.

Crimea was not a legally autonomous republic, it was a part of the sovereign territory of the country of Ukraine. It did not become an autonomous republic until an invasion by the 45th Guards Separate Reconnaissance Regiment of the VDV, or a similar Russian unit equipped like them. The invasion was an illegal land…

New Zealand is also a small island nation. We are a massive global power.

I just had a thought: how would this paranoic handle it if people started Tweeting ‘The Screaming Meemies are coming for you?’

No, I think I’ll continue being a Soldier and officer of the law. I’m sure folks like you won’t step up, but don’t worry: Daddy will take care of you.

Carrie Fisher was a charming and irascible wit, but I will always know her as Princess Leia, not because she was a princess who wore that chainmail bikini one time: it was because she was a tough, smart lady that killed Stormtroopers, talked down to evil men, didn’t take shit from anyone, and led a rebellion against…

“For booooty-ful, for speeee-cious guys, his amber waves’ Rog-aaaaaine....”

A reality TV star loser, a Mormon religious choir, and a group of women forced to work with the threat of a lawsuit.

NooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they will live forever and have lesbian babies and Winston will be their monkey (scientist) uncle.