Where’s that Cary Grant gif when you need it?

I know jack shit about Free. I’m talking about the two specific gifs that were used as examples. Even in light of all that, I’m still trying to make the mental jump from slash-heavy erotica to ass-battles.

I’m not disagreeing with you: I’m just pointing out that there’s a difference between the two example gifs you posted, which means a big difference (I feel) in how fanservice is presented gender by gender. You say that fanservice for women is more subtle, and I think that might be true. I do feel that fanservice for…

You have to admit, though, that there’s a big difference between a muscled guy ripping off his shirt, and two girls smashing their asses together. It’s both fanservice, but they are very different flavors with very different implications.

I pray for the day that Perez Hilton gets mauled by an irritated mongoose.

“Ya just got Roker’d!”

This is true, but it would have been great if she stopped in mid sentence, turned around, and snapped, “Females eat their young in the wild, what the hell do you think I’m gonna do to you, creampuff!?”

“There’s only one being with power over me, and that’s David Bowie. I keep him in a soul jar for Tequila Tuesdays.”

I got the sense that Hillary Clinton is the kind of person who would summon evil spirits with a Ouija board, just so she can mock them by ignoring them. Her supernatural hobbies have prepared her well for dealing with minor Cryptids like Trump.

Clinton handled that like a champ. You know she had to be aware he was back there, and she gave no indication that she even cared. Still, I would have loved to see her just turn around real quick and address that. I think it would be interesting to see if Donald Trump gets caught wrong-footed with direct confrontation.

Like loons in the mist. Careful you don’t spook them.

“Unless....gasp! My luggage!”

And thus I shall star you (especially for your handle). Starcest, if you will. Fitting, considering the topic....

“Why am I PERSECUTED!?”

I cannot star this picture. It makes me gag too much.

When are people going to start talking more about how shitty he’s treating Tiffany? That just seems a great talking point to hit on.

Woooooooow.

The judgement in his gaze is the kind that comes from going too long without one’s sponge bath.

I think he’s trying to look intimidating...but frankly, he looks lost. Like an old sorehead that broke free from the shuffleboard lane.