Hey, don’t judge them so harshly! Those bro squirrels just feel unappreciated, is all. They need their mandatory male bonding time.

Just use a hose in the front yard like a normal person! That’s what everyone else does!

That’s my tradition whenever I get a chance to access a bathtub (no bathtub in my current residence...tears). Except for me, it’s a beer. Combined with a laptop showing a Zatoichi film.

Showers are where Happy Fun-Time After Work Margaritas happen!

Look, look.

Her feet, her bad fashion decisions!

So many misspellings! I shouldn’t freaking post when I’m sleep deprived!

“Code Magenta! Code Magenta! He’s locked in the closet again! We need to get that phone ASAP!”

No what else Alicia Machado did? A spread for Playboy Mexico. Know what that means for this election? FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK all, because it means nothing! It’s her body! She can do whatever the hell she wants with it! Flaunt it, shape it, mold it, drape it, put on Crocs, smoke cigarettes, and get a facial tattoo. While…

I think the implication is thatSwift is still exploring options, and Kidman was well committed in an incompatible relationship at a similar age.

He’ll spin around three times before being banished forever to that place Rumpelstiltskin is? Because that would be the best.

This is going to be good. Heart wrenching and soul searing, but that makes it all the better.

That’s inherently my favorite of all characters: someone who is messed up to the core, but relatable. Someone who can be bad and good in the same breath; they feel like they are full of potential.

You mean choices C and D, both of who have proven themselves completely unqualified.

Even a few days of solitary can have permanent psychological effects.

This is a slightly different angle of that paradigm: this is the military prison system. It’s famous for being extremely tough. There is no illusions about rehabilitation in that system: it’s just straight up punishment.

While I believe Chelsea Manning should face consequences for leaking classified secrets...this treatment is monstrously fucked up.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

And, yet, they can go fuck themselves.

“I saw a bug."