Did everyone else also look away, or are they all in on the prank?

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

That dog has a very small head and is kinda fat and I love him.

Personally, I’d settle for a couple thousand because I’d spend the tournament providing tips like, “Don’t worry, this isn’t even a real sport,” and “Relax, nobody’s watching anyway.”

Your queso looks perfectly lovely and tasty. Her queso looks like it is the painting of Dorian Gray’s queso. 

That is not a slow cooker, it’s the rim of a toilet bowl.

CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa, a Bush administration official found a WMD!

Seems like something that might make a boring newscast less boring to non old non assholes

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

oh so that Switch beating is okay, I got you fam

You’re playing with fire dude, I’m in the same situation at home but I also realize it’ll be 1-2 years max before they are mercilessly whooping my ass and talking trash.

For Christmas my sister and her husband got their kids a Switch. Knowing this I bought Mario Kart for them figuring that’s something they know from having played it on the Wii. My brother-in-law made the mistake of buying Smash Bros for them. I was big in to Smash but skipped the WiiU entirely because I couldn’t…

That’s abuse. What kind of monster makes his kid play with the Jaguars?

“Wentz only saw, it seemed, one receiver the majority of the season: Zach Ertz.”