Because you're looking at him. He's walking to the right.

Yeah, he’s big on fakes where the holder runs straight up the middle on 4th and 6 and gets pancaked like a marcher on the Edmund Pettus Bridge (just to help drive the point home for Alabamans, like a billy club to the body of a marcher on the Edmund Pettus Bridge).

Agreed, its really the Chargers DL that should get props. If they didn’t do their job, those DBs would be crushed by the OL. There is a reason LBs are bigger than safeties since they need to take on blocks from lineman more often.  Since the OL couldn’t get to the 2nd level, the DBs were not exposed

Just 15 days after quarterback Lamar Jackson and the Ravens rolled up 159 yards on the ground against the Chargers

“Yep.”

Since we’re that-guying, a) the exact quote was “he’s the best QB in the history of the Ravens,” not “the franchise,” and anyway b) they quite famously left their name, colors, and history on the side of the road as they peeled out of Cleveland:

Goodnight, elite prince

That was an incredible sequence of plays but from my couch the only call that was obviously wrong was spotting the ball back at the 1 after Watt’s peppermint roll non TD.

It’ll be hard to fight, but verbal contracts exist and are legally binding.

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

It’s technically private property. They can kick you off for basically any reason, so long as it isn’t discriminatory.

While I agree that the vehicle should be towed out of the charge spot that, in my opinion, is something for a towing company/police to deal with. Hooking up and dragging somebody’s vehicle opens you up to all sorts of liability and possibly prosecution.

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

I don’t know. How does that play out? The perp was ready and willing to kill. Even if the victim is armed, by the time he pulls his gun, it’s too late. I don’t know that many people have the will to preemptively kill their would-be-assailant, which is probably what the situation required.

that mac & cheese is literally separate but equal

It’s something one would think they’d have called out in weigh-ins then, not just before the match starts. I wrestled in PA (not sure how it works in NJ, of course, but I’d assume it’s similar), but refs gave quick checks of our torsos for rashes, checked fingernails for length, etc. I’m surprised it wasn’t called out…

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

This part is worthy of being called out, too:

“A lot of people are sleeping on the Eastern District of Virginia, but there’s a lot of team speed among the Magistrate Judges— they don’t call it the “Rocket Docket” for nothing.” -Idiot DFS Talking Head

A rather swift lesson in why we distinguish domestic violence from other forms.