He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Hmmm... how should I kill all this time alone in the bathroom....

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

“The trash store called...they’re running out of YOU!”

Lamar Jackson Is Way More Fun Than Joe Flacco

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

My only annoyance with these is that they break from what teams normally do with their jerseys in that it the home uniform should say “Marlins” and the road uniform should say “Miami”

Whitaker sucks, but the University of Iowa has a pretty decent law school.

New York could use a second team

The Hawks are red and volt green, which means your dick is bleeding AND radioactive.

To piggyback on this comment, I also hope that the community punishes the university by staying away from the stadium for a long time. If money was the University’s driving factor in this decision, then deprive them of that revenue...

Testudo Times is 97% pro-Durkin bullshit that even mocks McNair’s teammates’ outrage. Considering that place has hundreds of comments on most articles and Maryland home games usually have a few hundred people, I’m having a hard time believing they represent a tiny portion of your fanbase. 

Class of 2008 here. I went to nearly every football game all four years. I honestly want them to shut the program down. Honor existing scholarships and just quit it with football. If the University of Maryland thinks I’ll ever give it any money it can think again.

I wish Diggs would go on TV the next game and say he’s from Murder U. maybe that would send a message!

Court wasn't fired he was paid six figures to walk away. He was paid over $300,000 for killing somebody. Dude should become a hitman. He definitely has the temperament for the job.

All the Durkin-truthers are on Testudo Times it seems.

And Len Bias got the coach fired, one with infinitely more success than Durkin.

He’s a inexperienced head coach, who is now labeled as Toxic with the death of a player hanging over him, helming a middling program that is currently pulling in the 13th rated recruiting class in the Big 10. Unless he can schedule Texas for 12 games a year, he’ll last until that buyout number is acceptable to the…

MD alum here — I hope all the players walk off the field or kneel on every play or just quit en masse. This is disgusting decision by the university. This is worse than what happened with Len Bias because he took those drugs himself. This was 100% on the coaches and they should have all been fired for allowing this to…

His recruiting is fucked now. There’s literally no upside to keeping him.