But Packers fans are handling this whole situation far worse than anyone else

The only explanation for this gaff is 

Of all these guys alleged crimes, it’s his grammar that I think is what he should get the chair for. 

At this rate, the 2nd round pick the Bears received is going to be the 33rd pick.  

New Orleans got screwed in that deal- Dragic’s been worth more by WS and VORP than every other player involved or potentially involved combined-  the Lakers got screwed, and Demps definitely got screwed.

Oof, that last sentence, though.

Goddammit, surely Joe Flacco is at least elite as a top 20 boring athlete?

This can be cleared up easily. Apparently Kelly was going as Ryen Russillo for Halloween.

Can’t believe I get to post this twice in one day.

I am so very here for re-writing Chuck Norris memes for Simone Biles.

My daughter has been in gymnastics/ cheer/ power tumbling world for 10 years, and I still can’t always tell how many rotations and what skills are going on. Biles in slo mo looks like most gymnasts on a regular routine.

I’m surprised they didn’t try to make a deal to acquire Algernon.

“So you’re telling me...The Jet crashed because it ran out of fuel? A likely story.” -Pete Carroll

If you skip to the part where he runs from the 10-yard line to the time he gets tackled, that’s me when I try to run anywhere.

MODERATOR: “Oh, you meant to call into Mike Leach’s press conference. Let me redirect you right now.”

“Hey, Coach Mike. Long time, first time. Love what you’ve done with the team. My question is a little complicated....
There are sidewalks in the Cars movies. That seems to imply there are humans in that universe. What are the implications of that? I’ll take my answer off the air.”

“You’ll never be nothing” is, in fact, a positive, uplifting, motivational message.

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

Stupid doing this on camera. Just break into his apartment and fire a gun blindly into the dark and you’d be fine.

Predictions: because this is the Wolves, it will somehow end with both Butler and Towns gone, Wiggins still here, and some picks they package together to get, I don’t know, fucking Rudy Gobert or some shit.