Good story.  I hope you found a bridesmaid and did some running through the okra patch.

Luke Heimlich: But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me.

When the museum first opened, my coworkers and I went and visited. In the gift shop there was a cheese plate in the shape of the US map, with stars placed over NYC, the Pentagon and the spot in PA where the other plane was forced into the ground. Afterwards, we couldn’t stop talking about who the type of person that…

Wow, you are #Blessed, just like Griffen here. 

I imagine Jamill Jones will get immediately fired for this. He just hasn’t won enough NCAA games to kill a guy and be put on paid leave.

Landry is like the new guy in the POW camp. His spirits are high and he thinks if he motivates his fellow prisoners, that they can overcome their oppressors. The men who have been imprisoned the longest have seen this before, they’ve seen that it will only end in failure and it’s taken the souls of stronger men than…

No, I mean I’m pretty sure it is still better than Buffalo > Cleveland. 

“Hey man, we’re not THAT close.”

Dangerfield was fired after posting the video online...

Which Phillie?

Lets say you can get the ball in play 1 in 50 times. I think that is UNFATHOMABLY optimistic, but let’s go with that for argument’s sake. So that’s 14 times the ball is in play.

Isn’t there that great line in Ball Four about that? About how even the pitchers, who hit like .067 and everything, were all shortstops on their high school team who hit .450.

Though I currently place blame on almost everything that is currently wrong with baseball squarely on Manfred’s shoulders. This situation I blame on the way pitchers are used these days. Pitch counts and specialized relievers take most of the blame, however the mound visit rule I think may have been the tipping point,…

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

> Okay, how about this one: It was a good call because the fan was an Astros fan. Interference calls should always go against the fandom of the dummy who interferes.

69...

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…

Could the Raptors flip him?