Iris’ takes are good and calm and reasonable. Not sure how our society hasn’t fixed that for her yet. Can I mail her some internet?

The real story here is that idiots will spend multiple thousands of dollars to get a t-shirt signed by a football person. 

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Williams is working on addressing the problem. “I got to start gluing it to my phone or something,” he said.

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

Like Hasheem Thabeet, he’s not elite

I guess if you can’t live in Sacramento then the Bay is an OK substitute.

I’d love to have an RV and travel the country on a whim. But no part of that dream of freedom includes living in a compound with a bunch of fancy assholes.

That’s a circle beard, not a goatee. #facialhairtruther

Fuck you, I laughed out loud.

Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

You know this is a lie because there’s no way any baseball person bothers to call Daniel Stumpf anything more creative than Stumpy. Except Cal Ripken.

APAL - all politics are local

He did register as a sex offender, and followed the terms of his probation.  The failure to register charge was dismissed because the DA realized the sheriff erred in demanding an additional check-in on his 21st birthday.  It was a mistake on the sheriff’s part because they were basing their interpretation on Oregon…

I don’t mind your cynicism about sports offering forgiveness so long as you’re sufficiently talented. I do mind your assumption, based merely on a guilty plea, that you have all of the facts, such that a denial of a prosecutor’s narrative is outrageous. You might be right, I’m not sure, but as others have noted,…

Chef: MY MOM

-You forgot TV show, but don’t worry, that one’s easy- it’s obviously The Wire. Also, wait... Mozart over Beethoven! Do you remember how dope Amadeus was? Mozart was a freaking genius! And Who isn’t even a real doctor. At least go Dr. House!

Jesus christ. You’re asked to list the GOATS and your FIRST TWO fucking entries are guys who played for white only teams.
Get your shit together.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”