I can’t stop watching little number 15 get hip checked out of the way.

His grandmother, Joan, must be really jazzed about how good he is.

The worst thing about this is that he’s a grown man who uses backgrounds for his statuses.

Username checks out. +1

Why does the goal of the sport matter? As I said before, either you’re okay with enjoying people suffer brain injuries, or you’re not.

AA meeting.

Or literally any trip to the concessions stand at any sporting event or concert, ever.

baseball games

Medium-rare, you heretic.

That nonchalant “sure” immediately after really seals the deal. “Oh yeah, guy, you gotta just keep on plowing. Talk about head trauma, amirite?”

Tiger really has to be careful around a hot mic.

I gotta wonder, is headbutting indicative of hard fucking, or just incompetent fucking?

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

If I were on a jury for a case where one man beat another man to death with a tire iron because of a car full of dirty diapers, I’d vote for acquittal before closing arguments.

Minor correction: It looks like Kemp moved slowly and tried to reason with Chirinos, but sadly that’s just Matt’s top speed these days. That was a catlike pounce.

sure there is, to not waste 100 bucks.

sure there is, to not waste 100 bucks.

Maybe this will satisfy

What kind of Leave it to Beaver family is this? When I get home my wife is drinking wine and watching the Bachelor, and my kids are texting each other from their adjacent bedrooms.

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...