Like LeBron, the Challenger used to have O rings.

I suspect that the sound of two guys rubbing their dicks together is staying with Mike Pence long into the night. That’s why he lies sleeping with a smile while Mother longs for a man’s touch.

Way Way better than mine which just says DJOOS CONTROL ALL THE BANKS AND THE MEDIA

Beat me to a variation of the joke.

Helmet to helmet contact.

I support the right of all people to engage in whatever intimate acts they wish.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

Don’t be crass. They made love.

Did he...do you think... nah. Well, maybe...he is pretty hammered...

psssssssssssst. He was being facetious.

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

Wait, is it just pitcher Ohtani on the DL? And can hitter Ohtani still hit? Yahoo Fantasy tells me that he’s two separate people at times.

No one in the wings? Mancini is a 1B. Put him at 1B and bring up Mullins or Hays. Why not let the young guys get their feet wet in the lost season instead of continuing to waste ABs on Davis?

Serves those bandwagon Las Vegas fans right. 5 years ago I bet most of them didn’t even know Vegas had a team.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

“Marwa settled for $600"

It takes a really special type of person to be this bad at telling bad jokes.

I mean, in the sense that if you put a dumb rock next to a dumber rock they’d probably continue hanging out after you left, sure.

So, you’re saying she’s clearly not sophisticated enough to know how to tweak MAC addresses but how could she not understand the nuances of MAC addresses?

Yeah who doesn’t know about the Mid-American Confernce...idiots