I’m sure there are tons of PDF copies online. Steal it, don’t give this shitbag a penny.

Ivanka thinks she’s all that just because she bought herself a chin.

Anyone want to bet on how long it’ll before one of these airheads inevitably uses pesticide foam instead of insulation foam and severely injures themselves?

Trump and Ivanka dissing Tiffany’s looks

Even more specifically, I trust Trump as much as I trust Putin.

That vaccine is his last hope for maybe getting reelected. He’ll do everything he can to make sure a vaccine of some kind is released and then all of his campaigning will be about how he saved us all from the pandemic regardless of how safe or effective the vaccine is because he would burn this country down to rule…

Yea this reads far more like Project Veritas went after a poor, mentally ill person...which is even worse, since it sounds like the person in question legitimately saw it as two separate identities voting. 

I trust a rushed vaccine about as much as I trust the Russian vaccine, and I’m super pro vax 

At the time of the original article, I think he was using they/them, but now is using he/him. Also, I tend to agree-this largely seems like a self-inflicted burden, and it’s hard to blame The Atlantic for this one particular issue. In fact, I might go so far as to say that doing so actually distracts from and…

Ask your doctor if Dolezal is white for you.

Yep yep yep, but frankly I really relish the opportunity to make those comparisons! Imagine being gifted with 2 pieces of media this year about women’s liberation and the badass women who have gotten us where we are.  Bring on more! 

I’m sure she wants to be out of it already, but once they’re out of office she can take Baron back to nyc and just live in a penthouse while he’s constantly “away on business” in Florida. If she divorced him, he would make her life an even bigger hell than it already is. 

Nope. She’ll stick around until he croaks, and then she and Trump’s kids will get into a huge tiff about who owns what and who should get whatever else. 

I think he will die in his sleep under somewhat suspicious circumstances, but no one will look into it too much.

But Melania speaks 6 languages!

Her first mistake was in thinking that sociopaths have genuine relationships.
Her second was being a star-fucker and hanger on.

It may be my working class roots showing but the wedding announcements section in the New York Times is always full of shady characters hiding behind Ivy League degrees and fancy job titles.  

Not the most original, but it was the only time I was ever sent to the principal’s office:

A woman asked my aunt in a judgmental tone: “Where are you from?”

He can pick up his shit and move the fuck away from me. What a ratfuck.