“Can you do us a favor... can you walk out with no weapons??”

Must be nice to have a police officer buddy to peacefully take you into custody when you’re sitting on a pile of guns...

I’m not in the least bit worried about Parscale’s future career options. Fox will keep a chair open for him.

Well, Trump does love golden showers.

Parscale...

Because the call is coming from inside the house.

I genuinely wish him a return to good mental health. But, also, they are starting to crack. All of this bullshit about being ‘alphas’ is the weakest facade you’ve ever seen. We’re going to see a lot more of these as the criminal enterprise becomes aware that this is over, that the MAGA empire was a total illusion.

What the brand is NOT saying is that every version of their polos were standard desired uniform for the white racialist movement in England starting back in the 70s. Fred Perry polos were on every racist skinhead and, by the 80s, had emigrated to the U.S. and our white racist skinheads.  

This is correct but (in regards to film and literature, at least) they’re also hampered by the combination of three facts: 1. punching upward makes for better art, 2. people who are fool enough to be conservative think that punching downward is funny, and 3. people on the right routinely feel they are the victims of…

One thing that always stands out to me is the right wings lack of creativity and creative originality. I believe that right wing people are not creative because they lack empathy and empathy is a vital component for creating good art. I suspect that a lack of empathy is what draws these people to choosing to be right…

“more than 30 million innocent babies that have been murdered during the decades that Ruth Bader Ginsburg defended pro-abortion laws”

This is a Penthouse Forum letter without the sex.

Well he is from Kentucky and we know about the quality of senators from that state.

He’s a libertarian. Actual medical certification is for Commies and government stooges. 

“You are not listening”- what a buuuuurn, Dr. Fauci!

I look at that interior and think: “This must cost a fortune to heat!”

Tom really will do anything to find Xenu.

Visit my dungeon and for $500\hr. we can make your dreams come true.

$1950 for a yeast infection, a sweaty ass and weird red marks on my hips? Hard pass.