I bet they save them for Eric

Edible Arrangements are the Walmart of romantic gestures in the way that the Trumps are the Walmart of rich people.

TEETH

The whole thing is worth a watch, whether you’re a theater nerd or a secret theater nerd who knows all the lyrics to Oklahoma but would never sing them in front of you, for your sake (hi!). To be perfectly honest, I’m not even all that familiar with Sondheim, though my favorite episode of Documentary Now is the one…

I’ll take potent potables for 420 Alex.

First they came for the construction and factory laborers, and I did not speak out—Because I was not a contractor.

Not only was he in the shop he was just....around! ALL the time. Shows, bars, wherever...just...THERE. One of those people who made NYC seem like a small town, and a comfortable and comforting place. I love and miss that feeling. RIP Jimmy.

I hope we start to see class action suits against these policies. They are de facto discriminatory to the most vulnerable populations (disabled, elderly, working poor, POC like African Americans and Native Americans, etc.). ACLU and other organizations have a historic opportunity amidst this COVID-19 pandemic to show…

My maternal grandparents, both of whom are in their 90s and live in Wisconsin, voted in person in this election. They, and everyone else who risked their lives to change the balance of the state supreme court, are heroes.

Homosexual event = brunch

I catered a wedding where the bride’s dad and step dad were like best friends. They went on camping trips together, without the rest of the family. It was the coolest and sweetest thing ever. They obviously both walked her down the isle and the speeches made me, a total stranger with a heart of stone, cry. 

Same. My parents had an awesome divorce. I’m sure they wouldn’t characterize it that way, but compared to the bullshit my peers went through with their parents, it was dope. They didn’t use us a pawns, they never argued in front of us, custody was never a game, and they never, ever bad-mouthed each other. My dad later…

She’s misunderstanding many things, one of them the significance of the name Karen. It’s not supposed to be a particularly posh or upper class name. It’s supposed to be an utterly basic and unremarkable name that is more common among 50+ year olds. Carol could work too... Susan, Patricia, Debra, Nancy.. (okay now I am…

Here’s the secret: White people think everything is or should be for them, about them, at their whim.

Yes, won’t someone think of those poor unfortunate upper-middle-class middle-aged white women

“ But, I'm the victim!" Cried Karen Hadley Freeman.

Not everything is for you or about you, Karen...sorry, I mean, Hadley. 

Jesus, Beezus!

The Ramona books were totally my jam around third grade or so. Unfortunately, I was reading them as a boy growing up in a rust belt state during the late 70s/early 80s, so...I got beat up a lot.

Bitch, please!