People with dogs — Pumpkin helps with GI issues.

I don’t keep olives, because I hate them.

Definitely do NOT use orally once used rectally!

Yeah, so my employer is based out of Ohio, and the Governor of Ohio had asked that all employers require their employees to take and report their temperatures. The first thing that I found was a digital meat thermometer. Worked fine that day. I told HR that I was very rare.

He may be wearing glasses or a kilt or whatever, but that goatee is wearing an Adidas tracksuit 24-7.

I wish he would lose the goat. 

Unfortunately for her, libertarianism isn’t a vaccine. If it can get Rand Paul, it can get *anyone*.

You know what the difference between us is? My name, my face, and my social media link are right there. I stand by everything I say and don’t talk shit anonymously.

The story about how The Beatles don’t own their own catalog is really fucked up. They were cheated when Brian Epstein signed with Northern Song Ltd. as their publisher as a gift for its owner Brian James getting the band on a television show, and stupidly signed a contract that gave James a lion’s share of the…

This monster is not an actual human. Probably a sixteen year old incel whose mother folds his undies. He heard his mouth breathing father use the word “libtard” and he’s working very hard to win daddy’s approval. (Not just his daddy, but all the daddies.) You owe him nothing. We should use him for spare parts later,…

It does take a lot of hussle to be that fucking stupid, but somehow you Root niggas do it everyday.

Let me guess, you probably haven’t changed your daily routine in one way ?This isn’t about politics right now, this is about literal life & death decisions. Our actions may kill someone right now and you’re  whining about political stances. Grow up.

The company doesn’t have much they can do to help out, then does the one thing they can and gives it away for free. Is that really something to criticize?

man I hate it when people do good and helpful things, like, give me a break 🙄

 she was also a Democrat when she was w/ Newsom.  best parts of her life are behind her

It’s a side effect of selling one’s soul. :(

How is that the same person!?

You know, she was quite attractive while with Gavin Newsom.

Viruses don’t attack Trumps for the same reason sharks don’t attack lawyers.