I think for this particular scenario, “pulling a Bugs Bunny” and “honey-trapping” should be combined into “Bunny trapping”, because for some reason the thought of these guys swooning Elmer Fudd-style over a woman who’s going to turn them over to the FBI cracks me up so hard.

What’s the over/under on Bannon ending up sharing a 3BR/2B flat in South America somewhere with John McAfee and Alex Jones at some point in the near future?

Yep, as others have said, 100% on board with this.

You may be the only person I’ve ever heard say the inline 5 loves to rev. It does make nice growly noises though.

“In Soviet Holland, eating onion brings tears to someone else’s eyes.”

Ugh. Back in my day we had to sit while the artist painted a portrait and believe me, it wasn’t easy maintaining an—

Does it require Popeye arms, or does it have a turning radius the size of Kentucky? Or both?

“You can’t readily convert diesel to gas or vice versa.”

Whenever I think about electric vehicle charging infrastructure:

Having used the Essential PH-1 for the last 6 months, I have been very happy with it’s performance. The design is excellent, the camera updates have taken care of the initial glitches, and the battery life is outstanding. On top of that Essentials software update support puts the other manufactures to shame. I hope…

Im worried about lions on jet skis.

Sometimes outside car thermometers are so inaccurate that they feel like random number generators. They’re basically the worst feature of the car, next to the car’s infotainment systems. That’s because [...] they’re actually thermistors.

I know Fort Worth and Dallas pretty well. The places you described suck the balls to get in trouble in.

My must have when I did my kitchen renovation was a cabinet that I could install a Kitchen Aid lift shelf in. It’s similar to this:

I have neither the counter ‘space’ nor the cupboard space to store things so almost everything sits out somewhere. It’s depressing.

The guys playing grabass with the QMOW by the flag bag trying to kill the next 15 mins before a new fix? :)

Did they say “it will also be a Chrysler Pacifica with VW badges” anywhere in that release?

They also have a foot in the game in both areas, so for them it’s win/win. Are you a PC gamer? Microsoft provided your OS. Are you an Xbox gamer? Microsoft provided your hardware. I thought the money was made on licensing and games anyways and not hardware, so offering their games in multiple areas make sense. Granted…

“Microsoft, meanwhile, had a new Forza car racing game and...actually that’s it. The majority of its “exclusives,” the games you buy a console for because it is the only place to experience the game, are either “Microsoft” exclusive, which means they can be played on a PC as well, or they’re “timed” exclusives, like…

I purchased a Buick Regal from the family of a woman who had committed suicide. It wasn’t until later, when strange smells starting surfacing in the summer heat, and a strange engine knocking, that I figured out she had committed suicide IN the car by letting it run in the garage with the windows open. The car ran…