I think for this particular scenario, “pulling a Bugs Bunny” and “honey-trapping” should be combined into “Bunny trapping”, because for some reason the thought of these guys swooning Elmer Fudd-style over a woman who’s going to turn them over to the FBI cracks me up so hard.

Yep, as others have said, 100% on board with this.

You may be the only person I’ve ever heard say the inline 5 loves to rev. It does make nice growly noises though.

Ugh. Back in my day we had to sit while the artist painted a portrait and believe me, it wasn’t easy maintaining an—

Does it require Popeye arms, or does it have a turning radius the size of Kentucky? Or both?

“You can’t readily convert diesel to gas or vice versa.”

Whenever I think about electric vehicle charging infrastructure:

Sometimes outside car thermometers are so inaccurate that they feel like random number generators. They’re basically the worst feature of the car, next to the car’s infotainment systems. That’s because [...] they’re actually thermistors.

I know Fort Worth and Dallas pretty well. The places you described suck the balls to get in trouble in.

My must have when I did my kitchen renovation was a cabinet that I could install a Kitchen Aid lift shelf in. It’s similar to this:

I have neither the counter ‘space’ nor the cupboard space to store things so almost everything sits out somewhere. It’s depressing.

The guys playing grabass with the QMOW by the flag bag trying to kill the next 15 mins before a new fix? :)

Did they say “it will also be a Chrysler Pacifica with VW badges” anywhere in that release?

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

I purchased a Buick Regal from the family of a woman who had committed suicide. It wasn’t until later, when strange smells starting surfacing in the summer heat, and a strange engine knocking, that I figured out she had committed suicide IN the car by letting it run in the garage with the windows open. The car ran…

Someone should respond to the ad with nothing but a link to this post. And then screenshot the resulting email/text tantrum. And then share that in the comments.

Doesn’t help that one of the links at the bottom of the page is “I just lost $25,500 on my Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 and couldn’t be happier”

The $4k version even has an engine — I really assumed it didn’t have one. NP even if it has a salvage title on it.

1. Change your ~10 month old infant daughter’s diaper