The real answer should be:

I think the idea there is that, assuming They track down the printer, it has been sold at whatever the Canadian equivalent of Goodwill is, and used by whoever purchased it there.

Now that’s quite a pole position.

That’s not a bad alternative, though depending on how it’s done a paper trail might be created (if you have to pay to have it recycled, for instance, and use a card instead of cash; or if you have to show ID for some stupid reason.) And, while someone going Office Space on a printer is not unheard of, a person…

As you surely know - looks like and tastes like are separated by an ocean of delicious real pork.

Depending on the resolution of the photos the dots could still be visible. The printer at Staples would likely include its own dots; maybe this would obfuscate it, or it could add a second timestamp to make it even easier for the Feds to track you down. To avoid detection:

Fish isn’t meat.

Anecdotal but my friend made it for his husband and his husband was totally fooled. He was convinced it was pulled pork. I still maintain that should be grounds for divorce.

According to the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary, both are valid, with hung being the older word and hanged the more recent. However, I have no idea whether American English is different from real English.

“You’re fired for doing that thing that we wanted you to do, and knew you did. We’ll sue you later as well while putting on our best ‘shocked’ face.”

Levandowski was ultimately doomed when he had no idea how to get out of this predicament and tried to google the answer. In retrospect, he should’ve used Ask Jeeves.

I don’t have any HOA to worry about here in my area of Chattanooga, TN.
My grass is 50% clover and I have no idea what the rest of it is. So I am friends with the local honeybees.

I actually don’t get the VW hate all the time. Car before was a 12 Passat. Took it to almost 101,000 right before it was totaled. Kept up with all the maintenance just how the manual said. Car never had one issue. Just did what I was supposed to. I would get another VW again, but hell no to Ford.

I must be lucky. 4 VWs and never a single check engine light. Maybe I should start playing the lottery.

You have the correct answer. This is for second place.

Disclaimer: I live in Ohio so I don’t know what a beach car is other than what I saw on TV when I was a kid in the 70's.

Just to be clear- the owner pays ME $6,800 to make it go away, right? Nah- still CP

I think the most alarming revelation about this vehicle is that it isn’t located in New Jersey.

The interior is from this vehicles scrotum. Guy must have been a real nut job.