Somebody had the audacity to call this a car....

Perhaps. But my border collie isn't destructive (anymore, there was that puppy faze where the chewed up the monitor cable for the company's 21 CRT monitor...). She does like to run, but that's why there are dog parks. And she when she was younger, she did herd the kids.... But she's never been aggressive, and…

I sure hope they do. I'd love to drop one of these into a vintage XR4Ti....

It's body and engine bay are certainly cleaner than mine, but my seats look factory new.

I know it's more commonly called the 2.slow, but my ABA has 300k miles with little to no maintenance. And when mated to a 5 speed it has decent acceleration.

It's the only way to be sure....

The Ford Probe 3.

Maserati's answer to BMW's 3 series...

Eh, I'd be friends with you.

And I use to have one of those, 1986 model...

I have one, in those colors, in my driveway...

I've always liked this image....

1994 Motorola Brick Phone.

We're cheap. When the kids get their first cell phone (at 16), they use to get the T-Mobile $15 unlimited texting plan. These days, that plan is dead, but AirVoice's $10 / 250 minute plan was my second choice for my 3rd kid.

I totally agree. The only < $2000 Jeeps are total basket cases with more rust then metal. And even then, they have a 4 cylinder engine.....

Have you tried Gorilla tape?

My mother had a 1984 Ford Fairmont with an inline 6 cylinder. I have changed the oil in that car on numerous occasions completely from the top.

My rule for all choices in life...

Vote: AT&T Mobility

RAMPVAN!