Samesies. Second I'm home, bra comes off. How the fuck does this woman manage this level of discomfort 23/24ths of her life?

I spend every waking minute when I'm not in public with my pants unbuttoned. I do NOT have the discipline/obsession level for this.

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.

You know what's super sexy? The fact that Pedro Pascal is pretty clearly a feminist. I came across this interview HBO did with him, and was charmed to read how explicit he was about what he admired about Oberyn Martell:

I got fired last night and this is making everything okay. Thank you. You are doing the Lord's work.

My bf is a bartender here in LA and he's the only one actually not trying to be an actor at the same time. One of the servers at his place is buddies with Pedro - apparently they were in acting class together or something. Because of this, he and I felt obligated to take a selfie of our sad faces after last week's GOT…

What i would give to be sandwiched between these guys. Seriously.

Get out.

Pokemon? Still are now, my nephews go berzerk for the cards.

My ex met Antonio Banderas when she was a kid (she was a child extra on Spy Kids). Apparently he was very friendly and gave all the kids Pokemon cards (which were the rage then).

I met them both years ago at Space Camp when they brought their kids to camp. They both came themselves to check them in which kind of surprised me. They were the only celebrity parents (in my years there at least) who personally dropped off their kids and came to pick them up and attended the graduation as well. …

Guys. For $2 I will kill you off on my Tumblr devoted to Jezebel commenter fanfic. Be the first one to die in the next edition of my hit series "Lesbian Shitasses 3: Problematic Lentils and Diva Cups."

"Hispanic" and "Latino/a" identity is a tricky one. At my theatre, we've created a Spanish-speaking company of actors, and the decision to call the effort the "Latino Theatre Project" was after much discussion. But typically, "Hispanic" refers to Spanish-speaking peoples who trace their ancestry to Spain, while…

Is that how Russians flirt?

She's 25, which we can all agree is still too old.

After, the One Direction erotic fan fic with lines like "Just because I messed around with you doesn't mean I want anything to so with you, yet here you are leaving your boyfriend who can actually stand to be around you to come here and try to help me" (that's Harry talking, btw) has sold to Simon & Schuster's Gallery…

Oh. Oh boy, oh boy. Here come the waterworks. I cried like a baby. That was incredibly emotional and beautiful.