GoChuJangNess
GoChuJangNess
GoChuJangNess

Clutching dog. Crying. More dog clutching.

True Story: Eleanor Roosevelt signature is on my grandfather's high school diploma. FDR signed his brothers' and spoke at their graduation. They lived in Arthurdale, Wv; a pet project of Eleanor's and one of the first New Deal communities. They took out of work coal miners and gave land for farming in a

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

With much love!!

He shall be The Stallion Who Mounts the World!

You missed one.

A REALITY SHOW. OMG. Someone please. Please get her a reality show.

These two are the most Russian Russians to ever Russia. I love them. #neverchange

ISHA

It makes your poop glamorous.

Any video about genitals which features dancing crabs is okay with me.

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In terms of Gay propaganda, the men's figure skating is our version of the Nuremberg Rally.

Still holding out hope for men's bikini volleyball.

But the problem with that is he can't know whether or not Dylan was abused or not. Only Woody Allen and Dylan know that. Though I can't fault him for not wanting to side with his mother.

Yeah, that's one of the arguments that doesn't really make sense to me either. I mean, quite frankly, the bad stuff I hear about Mia makes me somewhat more likely to believe Dylan's account. I don't think Woody abusing Dylan and Mia "collecting" kids as a way to feel better about herself and then acting out (even

I think it's important to remember that even if Mia was a horrific mother, that doesn't mean that Dylan is a liar. You can dislike Mia without questioning the experiences of an abuse victim.

Because if you have bad mother, that means it's impossible to be raped? Most molesters actively seek out children who have no one to protect them.

We've all had tit itch. I'll allow it.

My body language is much the same, though, and if someone accused me of murder and tossed me in prison for four years, then I was acquitted and came home, only to find out later that I had again been convicted and could face being extradited, my body language would still be my body language. I get it, people think I'm

Any excuse for this, the most adorable of gifs...