GoChuJangNess

1/30/14

SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT WANT THIS LOOFA I JUST SPENT THE PAST FIVE YEARS MAKING FOR YOU OUT OF MY OWN HAIR? OH MY GOD THAT IS INFORMATION THAT COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL TO ME FIVE YEARS AGO.

1/30/14

I think she's innocent. They found Rudy Guede's DNA all over the crime scene and his fingerprints were on the murder weapon. The prosecution's story of how Amanda and Raffaele were involved in a "sex game" seems dubious at best.

1/30/14

I am American. Regardless of history, that is a very dangerous leap to make. The fact that other guilty white people have pinned crimes on black people has no bearing whatsoever on whether Amanda Knox tried to blame a black person because she was guilty. She could have been panicked, confused, tired, delirious,…

1/30/14

She did not frame an innocent black man. The police aggressively interrogated her about a text that said the Americanism, "See you later," to her boss (this Americanism does not exist in Italian, so they thought she literally meant, 'I will see you later tonight'), who was black, seeing as they found a pubic hair at…

1/30/14

Dude, FUCK revolving doors.

1/30/14

But let's talk about revolving doors. That escalator thing may have been a freak accident, but revolving doors have always wanted to murder you.

1/30/14

Can anecdotally confirm. One of my coworkers at Papa John's during high school delivered weed with pizzas. Only to people in the know that he knew personally; never any randoms or folks by word of mouth. But a specific set of pizza toppings to a specific address? We knew to let him take that order.

1/30/14

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

1/30/14

Hey, at least they learned how capitalism works!

1/30/14

I want someone to storm into one of their lunch meetings and throw out all the platters of food and then hand them cartons of milk and fruit.

1/30/14

You just know there's some legislators in Utah who are getting off on this shit.

1/29/14

Go on....

1/29/14

Never popped a monster zit, huh? I envy you.

1/29/14

Can we talk more about some of his prior claims to fame, i.e. the bathroom sex at the bar, the FBI agent career and/or the crooked rabbi's financial contributions? Because I think that stuff is about 1000x more interesting than this incident and his life is begging for an in-depth expose.

1/27/14

It always, always kills me that she was supposed to be Jenna on 30 Rock but got booted because she wasn't pretty enough. Not that Jane Krakowski wasn't great, but ugh.

1/27/14

It makes me glad we have Victoria Wood.

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