This will probably be identified by anyone who knew me in high school, but I will change names to protect the innocent.

that is amazing! my kid's first crush was Lucius Malfoy and she made me print out (yes, goodbye, toner!) a 5x7 of Jason Isaacs to put in her room. it's still there - it's in a frame right next to a picture of our cat.

His name was Matt. He had dark eyes and eyelashes that brushed his cheeks when he smirked. He rode the hour long school bus commute everyday. I helped him (did) with his homework just to sit closer to him for at least a year. One day he asked me in a low, conspiratorial whisper, "The new girl is really stacked and…

Tom Felton from the Harry Potter Series. I wasted an entire cartridge of black AND color ink printing out a collage of his beautiful face I spent 6 hours making. I made a fact sheet about him and committed said facts to memory. I obsessed over him and fantasized that he would magically appear here in America, show up…

I'm Canadian, but I would like to nominate this woman for President. Hell, she can be Prime Minister over here, too, if she wants.

I love how she goes out of her way to emphasize "IN THE YEAR TWENTY THIRTEEN."

Make her be president please someone please yes thanks.

I want to be all of them, actually.

"This is how I won Castro over."

As an adopted kid, and also one adopted under the ICWA, and after watching "Baby Jessica" scream while being taken away from her adoptive parents in the 90s, I think the verdict going the other way would be just as devastating. Bio parents changing their minds and being allowed to rip apart an adopted family cheapens…

My ex-husband was like this. He was on vacation, lounging in his bathrobe all day. I asked him to put the potatoes on. That's it. I left a note how to do it. I show up after a 12 hour day...and supper isn't started. He says he didn't know how to boil water. Oh, and he's super hungry because I didn't leave anything for…

Wow, that is super horrifying. But also- Controversial Slaughterhouse is an AMAZING name for a college band.

Yes. Actually there are plenty of black women and men who are very aware of how black women are treated within their own culture/community and try to talk about it, raise awareness, and think up solutions.

Eventually, we return full circle to what I thought the term meant originally: A primer relationship full of value-added experience from woman to man, AKA, the Costco of girlfriends, from which a man goes onto make a terrific partner to some "Lucky" Lady Who Is Not You

The one time I pointed out to a dude that he was trying to neg me, it turned really ugly and I got escorted out of the bar. This drunk fuck with a wedding ring negged me; I said something like, "Oooh, negging, too bad I don't hate myself enough to fuck you"; he screamed that no one would ever fuck my fat ass and he…

Buster Bluth Guide to being a Pick Up Artist:

Glorious. I want to know you in real life.

Why, in my day, if you weren't sexually harassed by John Phillips of the Mamas and Papas, you just weren't a cool chick, man.

My personal favourite is just to do a play-by-play commentary of the techniques a would-be PUA is using.
"Your face could be cute, but that book is hiding too much of it".
"COOL NEG! HIGH FIVE! Got another?"
or....
"Oh, there's a thread on your sleeve, let me get that."
"KINO INITIATION. BOLD, BRO."