GoAxAlice
GoAxAlice
GoAxAlice

Like, pretty sure you're LOLing. Yet again, skinny alcoholics.

Like, pretty sure you're LOLing. Yet again, skinny alcoholics.

Like, pretty sure you're LOLing. Yet again, skinny alcoholics.

Like, pretty sure you're LOLing. Yet again, skinny alcoholics.

Like, pretty sure you're LOLing. Yet again, skinny alcoholics.

Like, pretty sure you're LOLing. Yet again, skinny alcoholics.

Like, pretty sure you're LOLing. Yet again, skinny alcoholics.

Yes!! The worst alcoholics I know are skinny as shit. Even when I'm drinking my meals, I gain from it. I never could figure it out.

Yes!! The worst alcoholics I know are skinny as shit. Even when I'm drinking my meals, I gain from it. I never could figure it out.

Yes!! The worst alcoholics I know are skinny as shit. Even when I'm drinking my meals, I gain from it. I never could figure it out.

Yes!! The worst alcoholics I know are skinny as shit. Even when I'm drinking my meals, I gain from it. I never could figure it out.

Yes!! The worst alcoholics I know are skinny as shit. Even when I'm drinking my meals, I gain from it. I never could figure it out.

I got it from the Redbox the other night.

Yup, that was the implication of my obvious sarcasm.

Oh and just to be clear, we met in person when I was 18. After talking daily for hours since I was 15. And I totally believed I knew what I was doing and was as mature as he. And he didn't even use me sexually, just emotionally. And also sometimes gas.

Surprisingly successful. 7/10.

Ooh, me too only we met when I was 18 and had a relationship! Went super well.

Fucking with old teen mag covers on editing Apps is surprisingly entertaining. Mostly if you've been drinking.

I was just going to make sure you were aware of Rifftrax! Once I was all freaked out a guy was going to propose to me because he was going on about a "big surprise" on our next date. The big surprise was Rifftrax Reefer Madness in the theater. Talk about a fucking load off.

Yesterday was the first day I went to the grocery and saw a bunch of VDay ish. I would have made a similar joke—which is exactly what it was. A funny.