Yes, I seem to remember learning this in gym. Whether it was from the teacher or another student is hazy. But I also learned you put your thumb and index finger around your wrist and if this reveals if you should add or subtract 5 due to frame size. This is about as accurate as BMI, I think.

I don't know if I remember it or if I've just heard the story so many times that I only think I do.

Because you are Lady Gaga.

And just wanted to add:

Adding to the chorus of people telling you not to do it. My main dude has been around long enough to prove he doesn't care if I gain 70 lbs, decide not to shave for a year, and the rough period when I first gave up shampoo—and he'd still snuggle up and say I smelled good. I'm not gonna lie and say people can't…

Everytime my dad sees a kid wearing only a diaper, he starts up. "Put some clothes on that child!" Upbringing? A Catholic thing? Age? I haven't a clue but my mom and I always say "who cares?" and he just makes his "Well I never!" face. He would never call DCFS or anything, and also in his defense he bitches just as…

So honestly asking, if he was her father it'd be cool? What if he had raised her? Or if they were from a different country where this was the norm? I'm honestly curious and I know you give intelligent, thoughtful responses. I'm having trouble deciding exactly how I feel about this photo.

I don't like her but you can pry her Still perfume from my cold, fragrant hands. It's been discontinued for at least a decade, so thank goodness for Amazon. I get a "damn, you smell good!" every time.

Trying to wave off paparazzi without dropping a crock pot is no easy task. I just hope she's up for it.

I cannot understand her and Casper. Like, at all. If she needs some young beau, can't she find an obedient one?

Hoodie pockets, man. Those fuckin' things. The phone just slides right out like one of those water snake toys.

I don't believe for a second that that show is real.

I just hold each ear up to the shower like once a week or so. All good.

My mind is blown. I cannot wait to spread the word. And if any of my friends go "oh, you didn't know that?" then I will slap them for letting me live in ignorance.

This is the best comment on this I've read. Last paragraph is so right.

This is what I was just thinking. I always hear that a 14 is the average and she's probably half that.

Well, there are gay rumors about him. That makes him her type.

Silver Linings Playbook yesterday

I'm a genius, so at age 1 I could read and write. It would take a while for me verbally, but I could communicate clearly that way. I was usually verbose, demanding escamoles prepared just so or Blanquette de veau in a rich BBQ sauce. When it came to my birthday I was quite clear—I wanted diamonds. Lots and lots of…

Oh yes. The classic "I didn't get everything I wanted so now you will". Don't do it, parents. You'll end up with a me, still leeching after all these years.