I just can't. The gossip blogs I follow paint her less as a woman blindly in love and more as woman who will put up with whatever. I mean, he has clearly been shtupping Rihanna and she's still hanging around? I think she's desperately gripping the bars on the caboose of the gravy train.

Idk, what about Chelsea Handler and Jen Aniston? Mel Gibson and Britney Spears? Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen! And that's just off the top of my head.

Also not watching. My TV is for DVD/Blu Ray/VHS/gaming purposes only and even if I did get any channels (sucks to your converter box) I still wouldn't have watched it. For one, any moments worth seeing will be on the Internet. For B) it's much more amusing to hear the old conservative ladies at work describe something…

Oh no, it's probably a 6'x4' space in my building's basement. I also use my garage for storage. But it's such a crapshoot with toys. And it's really difficult to know when/if something is worth keeping and you get so attached. I just bought an Andrew Jackson Pez that says "James K. Polk" on the body. It could be…

Seriously. I was just thinking earlier, during an hour of meditation which everyone finds during the day, that she should at least get a special snowflake Shirley Temple award. My friend rented it last night and I was all, "A drama? Sigh". And I was so wrong! She was fantastic.

You know you go on Jez too much when you just assumed this comment was made by stacyinbean.

The other day I was eating my daily square of oatmeal paste when I came across the Anne Hathaway article in Glamour. All I could think was, 'Bitch, are you calling me a whore?'.

I collect them. I'm working on some raging toy hoarding issue. But I collect the special editions—Muppets, Star Wars, Pokémon. I don't even know what I have, they're all mint in my storage unit.

Anecdotes are useful if you're using them in a way that explains why you think what you do or using it to suss out why your experience confirms the norm or deviates from it. The problem is when you use it as a trump card like your experience is the most important and relevant thing.

Oh... Oh my god. This could turn into an all-out cats vs. dogs WAR. These Monopoly people are goddamn pros.

I agree. I'm a total board game nazi and am always the wet blanket "you can't do that!" Rule Enforcer and even I allow the Free Parking thing.

Gasp! Horror! CRIMINAL! I am like the Javert of board games. This will not stand!

Ask and ye shall receive. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/05/ted-c-blind-item_20.html

Oh yes there most certainly is a pooping rumor, m'friend! CDaN 4lyfe!!11!

I would like to add that he should be obviously drunk when he does this for maximum hilaritude.

I would have been in such unrequited love with that boy when I was younger.

You have a crush on Marky Mark too?!

I think the best one I saw today was "my classmate's mammy says..

It's my only dream.

It's basically "Little Fatties" but they were hitting on us. She couldn't understand how it wasn't mean. There was a brief time period in my early 20s where I was hanging out with people who didn't speak English, is why this even occurred. I had two years of college Spanish, beer and a prayer.