True story. I am an inch shorter and probably 3 sizes bigger than Khloe (side note: autocorrect changed that to Thank Hole). If it fits, it doesn't fit correctly.

Disagree also, yet differently. I don't find him attractive. It's like "Face? Meh. Oh hai chest. Come on ass, come ooooon!...that's it? Sigh.". Phelps also does nothing for me. There is a super hot diver whose name I can't remember that was the true Sexy in the Olympics.

MISSogynists! Teehee! *away!*

My thighs are probably double hers and I still don't think you could rightfully call them massive. Thunderous, sure. Sturdy? Abso-fruit-ly. A bit jiggly? Yeppers. Massive? Narp. Impressive perhaps. THIGHS!

Augh, perfect!

A friend and I once were called "gorditas" positively. She could not get it through her thick skull that it wasn't an insult.

Exactly—not three hours but felt like it? Ha. I "drank around the world" inEpcot for the first time about a month ago and I wanted to watch it because I heard it was more amusing when drinking. Alas, it was watch or skip Mexico and we couldn't do THAT. One day I'll learn of the vonders of Norvay.

It makes me happy that Disney has stuck to that policy. One of my favorite Norway experiences was a few years ago in '00. Upon exiting the guy says into the crappy mic, "Thank you for riding and now we invite you to view a three hour movie about Norway". It almost made me watch it. Almost.

FALSE ALARM!! Don't panic. They are not tearing it down. Thank... Um... R.L. Stine? Anyway, I just meant it won't shock me when/if Cedar Fair does tear it down in the next decade or so. They're all about the NEW! and THRILLING! and them disrespecting the Beast is something I could see. I hope I'm wrong.

My friend got hassled by security for taking photos near the pool, which apparently qualifies as "acting suspicious". So probably he is the risk. Even though there was a cool mist rising off of the pool. But he is a ginger so he does look pretty creepy.

My fav part is that people don't realize this technology has been used for years. It's harmless. I worked at a Great Wolf Lodge where they used these RFID wristbands. "Disney is watching to see how this works!" Guess that was true! It's really handy. You can go to a waterpark and just wear your wristband! I'm pumped.…

While I agree with very much of your sentiment, I see good things lately. The interactive queues, New Fantasyland, etc. There was a dark time, and Animal Kingdom still sucks, but they haven't strayed far enough to ruin it. They've been doing some great things. New Star Tours? Awesome. I think they're too focused on…

Actually all the countries in Epcot are solely staffed by people from that country. It's required. I tried to type that a bunch of ways and they all sounded pissy or smug. Smissy. I don't mean to at all. The ladies in Japan insisted we try hot Sake. That's how you know.

We must've been at the same time! I went Nov 25-Dec 7. I stayed at Port Orleans Riverside for the first time and loved it! And we would go to the parks at open, go to our hotel midday for swimming/napping/general laziness and then go back and stay as late as we could. I think the longest we waited was for the Hall of…

As a generally nauseous person (See: Filbert) I don't enjoy Cedar Point and, for me, Cedar Fair buying King's Island finished Paramount's hit job. And not just business decisions—the place is filthy now. Last time I went the walls at the end of the Racer were literally doused with fresh spit. No rides I want to ride…

Oh, and couldn't agree more about the rides. At my local theme park I—well I don't even go anymore. It all makes me ill and then I end up paying $80 to sit on a bench trying not to ralph. At Disney I can ride anything! Except Mission:SPACE but eff that noise. And Living Seas but that's bc my stomach is so lame that…

I don't think the prices are THAT ridiculous. A friend and I just went, stayed at a gorgeous "Moderate" resort and didn't hold back on booze or food. It was a 12 day trip and cost us, airfare included, about $2k a piece. I'm not saying that's a bargain price but for what we got? Great price.

I got a perfect score on Buzz on my trip about a month ago. And I was absolutely hammered. I'd already maxed out before we got to the photo, so it's of me drunkenly shrugging.

I don't know if anyone has said this, Kinja + iPhone = blah. But adults are not permitted to dress up in WDW unless its the Not So Scary Halloween Party.

I was had to take algebra twice because of a dickhole teacher who wouldn't sign my sheet even though I had a C+. I didn't have any problems with the material and she knew it. I had a serious "not dicking around in class" and "doing homework" problem and I think that it really got under her skin that I wasn't going to…