I'll never forget Ripsi from season one of BGC. Those were more innocent times, where you got sent home for getting drunk and attacking people.

FWIW I don't like hard parts in meat. Or anything else. I was just spitting out hard parts of the popcorn I was eating.

Ok, thank you so much for posting that video. I watched them all and then it made me want to watch Drunk History and now I am aimlessly flailing around YouTube, trying to amuse myself as I drink. If there were 100 of those, I bet I would've watched them all.

Ok, your interpretation of the definition. Which is what I meant.

Not quite. By your definition, me riding away on a zebra would be ironic.

She gets to claim to not like things ironically while maintaining her hipster cred with the word "mustache".

I'm guessing a little bit of both. And it was quite successful.

If I ever open a gay bar, I'm naming it Same Sex Garage.

This is her punishment for not marrying Jack Daw—er—Leonardo Dicaprio.

I need summa what you got. Nothing is perking me up. I would even settle for general malaise.

Cost. It's Hangover Day so I'll let this one slide.

In some cases, the meditation leads some people to view the whole cosmos as an interconnected quantum web, where consciousness is not separate, but a part of the Universe

Sounds like Lance Bass really dodged a bullet.

Crap, there's vinegar and baking soda in my apartment, too!

Wait, are you saying that Jez bullied Tosh?

Apt natural, I have a gub.

I'm pretty sure it is he who wanted her to gain the weight that she gained.

Less suited? Let's see...

Normally I'd agree but I do the same weird awkward shit in photos and I think I'd laugh at an article like this about all my awkward poses. I can see her laughing, too. "Ohmigawd y'all, look at mah fayyyce!" The foot thing is the only thing that bothered me.

Perhaps, but how else would you word it without being disgustingly graphic? It's horrifying enough without being spelled out in the rich detail of a Hope or a Bynes.